Friday, December 18, 2015

My HP Star Wars Notebook and VIPs

In case if I have an HP Star Wars Notebook or laptop then I will be pleased to show it to my family, friends and even some of my favorite VIP or celebrities since I can't show it and communicate with Star Wars artists in real, so, I would observe and note down their loving expression on this to whom I show it. Thus, dears, here you go for the dialogue between me and other few on this HP Star Wars Notebook new edition, showcase. You just have to imagine these dialogues upon reading it (English and Hindi mixed). Ok? Enjoy it.

Beginning one is, my Mother

Image courtesy: HP
Me (with huge happiness): Mom, I got this new laptop as a gift from IndiBlogger contest, see it.

Mom (happily): Very nice Beta? Is this latest laptop or something called like medicine…haa yaad aagaya…Tablet or mobile phone (Smartphone)?

Me: No mom, people used to call it as a laptop (notebook) or computer, without SIM.

Mom: Ok, how much it is beta?

Me: It is free mom

Mom: Is it free for all? 

Me: No mom, it is free only for me due to participating in the contest and won it for writing as the best.

Mom: Ok, great beta, but what is the actual price if someone wanted to buy it by paying cash?

Me (with pleasure and surprise): It is about Rs 70,000/= mom

Mom: Oh my God…so nice, magar ye dene walo ko paisa kaha se aatha hai free me, beta (how they get it money to give you free)

Me: Na, free nahi maa…HP company laptop advertise ke liye Govt ko pay karte hai aur ye dene walon IB ko bhi (this is advertise campaign from HP to IndiBlogger and pays accordingly).

Mom: Accha beta, ye thoda on tho karo dekthe hai kaisa hai…(can you switch it on to see how it perform)

Me (happily): Switched on, it is showing HP logo and OS then keyboards lights in red color

Mom: Beta, thoda dekh ke use karna…lagta hai is me se shock lagega, isiliye free me diye hai

Me: Matlab? How mom? What is that?

Mom: Nai beta, jidhar tum type karti hona udhar se lal (red) color wala light aatha hai…kuch current (power) pass hota hoga udhar se…jab tum type karogi na tho ho sakta hai tumhe shock lagega na…

Me: Oh, no mom. This is an advance technology laptop and high end specification.

Mom: Beta, tum jo bhi bolthi ho mere samaj ke bahar hai, thoda aasaan se (layman language) samjhe jaisa bolo mujhe.

Me: Mom, is laptop se, computer ke, office ke, interenet ke pure kaam kar sakte hai. Aur, game ke liye bahut accha laptop hai, sound mast aatha hai, aur tho aur isme ham gaana aur film bhi dekh sakte hai. Accha speaker hai aur bahut accha screen sabb hai. Star Wars film ya uska serial bhi dekh sakte hai.

Mom: Kya is me TV serial bhi dekh sakte hai

Me: Haan mom, MHL aur TV tuner setting karke audio aur video sabb dekh sakte hai.

Mom: Ok beta, tho ye laptop mujhe dedo aur tum jo purana wala laptop hai na usi ko use karlo.
(Fight begun between these two now on this planet).

Next, I am showing it to some of the celebrities who came to IB event.

First one is, our honorable PM Narendra Modi ji

Me: Namaste Sir, ye laptop dekho sir, mujhe gift me aaya hai IB contest se

Modi ji: Oh great beta, aise hi laptop maine already bahut se videshon me dekh chuka hu beta. Par koi baath nahi, tumhare Acche din aagaye ab. Mujhe kuch nahi bolna. All the best!

Me: ok sir, #AwakenYourForce, thank you so much.

Next, I am showing it to our honorable actor Amitabh Bachan ji

Me: Hello Sir, ye laptop dekho, mujhe gift me aaya hai IB contest se

Amit ji: Haiinn…aapko shub kaamnai hai beta. Waise IB contest me kya tha aur kya likha? I mean contest terms and conditions and what you had written for it?

Me: Bahut cheeze thi sir, magar vo cheez nahi thi jo aap expect karte hai

Amit ji: My expectation? Haiinn...Arre arrey…

Me: Jee sir…phono friend nahi tha, fifty-fifty nahi tha aur lifeline nahi tha sir..

Amit Ji: oh naughty girl. Congrats, by the way. Keep it up.

Me: Yes sir, I would always keep this laptop up only. (both laughing).

Next, I am showing it to popular actor Amir Khan

Me: Hello Sir, ye laptop dekho, mujhe gift me aaya hai IB contest se

Amir: (Smiling and keeping hand on his nose) oh well done. Aise hi laptop hum Gajini me bhi use kiye hain magar vo color alag tha

Me: Is it sir, great then. But this is a latest one and just released by HP for Star Wars

Amir: Ok, no issue, star wars yaad math dilaana…vo bollywood me bhi hota hai aur hoga…I will use this laptop in my next film – ho saka tho star wars film bhi copy karta hoon

Me: Fine sir, but thoda tolerance se rehna

Amir: Magar film shooting ke liye tho videsh jaana hi hoga na?

Me: Us waqt me aap intolerance ka break lelo sir

Amir: Oh, what a great idea. Ye mera wife se aur director se discuss kar letha hoo aur tum mera advisor banogi kya?

Me:  No. Thank you sir, bye sir.


By the way, you may check my one more post on same topic Star Wars Reloaded and enjoy it.

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